Saw This on Tumblr and I Decided To Do It Here, Instead - Notes from My Dressing Table

Saw This on Tumblr and I Decided To Do It Here, Instead

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
I don't have iTunes.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Why do I always want to say Madeline Albright?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
I don't have a book nearby, right now. Weird. I usually do.
4) What do you think about most?
What I need to do next.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"I'll drop them by in a little while". From my husband when I texted him to remind him to pick up AA batteries.
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Depends on my mood.
7) What's your strangest talent?
Is being almost preternaturally patient a strange talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
I don't like to make generalizations.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
No.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
A couple of weeks ago.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
Clowns creep me out.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Not up my nose. ;)
13) What's your religion?
My business. :)
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Walking.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind it.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Can't narrow it down. Sorry.
17) What was the last lie you told?
When I told my husband that it was okay.
18) Do you believe in karma?
I suppose so.
19) What does your URL mean?
My screen name is Ice Queen, this is a nail blog, so Icy Nails.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Self indulgence. Loyalty.
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
I don't know that I have one, right now.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yep.
23) How do you vent your anger?
I yell, slam doors and occasionally throw dishes.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Nail polish.
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Talking on the phone. I've never done a video chat.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
Not particularly.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Screaming children. Ocean waves breaking.
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I had actually gotten on the freeway?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Yes, I think that I do. I don't know... I am certainly open to the possibility.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
The pillow on the end of my sofa. My bottle of Diet Pepsi.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Pineapple scented dish liquid; my son just washed something up in the kitchen.
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
A terrible, dark place deep inside me.
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
I am a West Coast girl.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
I dunno... I don't really pay attention.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
Isn't that one of those philosophical, unanswerable questions?
36) Define: Art.
Art can't be defined.
37) Do you believe in luck?
To a certain extent.
38) What's the weather like right now?
Cool, cloudy and windy. (I love it!)
39) What time is it?
6:45 PM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Yes and yes.
41) What was the last book you read?
A corny Harlequin Romance.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Yepper. :D
43) Do you have any nicknames?
Several.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
Girl Fight. One of those Lifetime movies.
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I was nearly killed in a horseback riding accident when I was seventeen.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yes.
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
Mmm... Nope.
48) What's your sexual orientation?
Straight.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yes.
50) Do you believe in magic?
Yeah... I kinda do.
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
I try not to. It isn't always easy.
52) What is your astrological sign?
Scorpio.
53) Do you save money or spend it?
Both...
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
A bottle of nail polish.
55) Love or lust?
Both, please.
56) In a relationship?
Yes. I'm married.
57) How many relationships have you had?
Very few.
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope.
59) Where were you yesterday?
Same place I am today.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Yes.
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
No.
62) What's your favorite animal?
Horse.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Bribery seems to be effective. ;) But really, I think that being genuine and respectful works.
64) Where is your best friend?
I don't know.
65) Spit or swallow?(;
Ugh! Definitely spit! :P
66) What is your heritage?
Native American and European.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Goofing around on my 'puter. I think I was watching makeup vids on YouTube.
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Bush.
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Yep.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I think so.
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Save the dog.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) Yes. B) Spend them with the people I love most and doing whatever the hell I please. Preferably while pounding all of the cheeseburgers I can get my hands on. C) Shitless. But I hope that I would also have some peace about it.
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
Trust.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Walking on Sunshine.
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
I'm sorry. Do I have "idiot" written across my forehead?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Trust, honesty, respect. Things in common.
77) How can I win your heart?
Chocolate is always good... But really, just be a decent, respectful human being. That goes a long way with me.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Seems to have worked for some.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
To have a hysterectomy. Oh and when I quit smoking back in '94. :D
80) What size shoes do you wear?
10C. I have big feet.
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
She Mattered
82) What is your favorite word?
Shit.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word:heart.
Love. Deep, abiding, loyalty.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
Fuck me running!
85) What's the last song you listened to?
King of Anything.
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
Blue. I also love pink and red.
87) What is your current desktop picture?
A cartoon of Maxine talking about ass.
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
I only get one? Heh. Heh. Ummm... How about Sarah Palin?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Is this a trick question?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Offer them a cup of cocoa. What can I say? I am very hospitable.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
The ability to fly.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The moments right after my son was born.
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The times when men in my family, men I should have been able to trust the most betrayed me so utterly.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Oh golly...
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London.
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
Yes.
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Oh yeah.
98) Ever been on a plane?
Yes. I love to fly.
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Women should be equal. Get used to it.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs.
Nope. I don't do that.
You going to do this, now? :D