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• 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
• I don't have iTunes. 
• 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• Why do I always want to say Madeline Albright?
• 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
• I don't have a book nearby, right now. Weird. I usually do. 
• 4) What do you think about most?
• What I need to do next.
• 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
• "I'll drop them by in a little while". From my husband when I texted him to remind him to pick up AA batteries.
• 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
• Depends on my mood.
• 7) What's your strangest talent?
• Is being almost preternaturally patient a strange talent?
• 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
• I don't like to make generalizations. 
• 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
• No.
• 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
• A couple of weeks ago. 
• 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
• Clowns creep me out.
• 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
• Not up my nose. ;)
• 13) What's your religion?
• My business. :)
• 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
• Walking.
• 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• Behind it.
• 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
• Can't narrow it down. Sorry.
• 17) What was the last lie you told?
• When I told my husband that it was okay. 
• 18) Do you believe in karma?
• I suppose so.
• 19) What does your URL mean?
• My screen name is Ice Queen, this is a nail blog, so Icy Nails. 
• 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
• Self indulgence. Loyalty.
• 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
• I don't know that I have one, right now.
• 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
• Yep.
• 23) How do you vent your anger?
• I yell, slam doors and occasionally throw dishes.
• 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
• Nail polish.
• 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• Talking on the phone. I've never done a video chat.
• 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
• Not particularly. 
• 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
• Screaming children. Ocean waves breaking. 
• 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
• What if I had actually gotten on the freeway?
• 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• Yes, I think that I do. I don't know... I am certainly open to the possibility. 
• 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
• The pillow on the end of my sofa. My bottle of Diet Pepsi.
• 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
• Pineapple scented dish liquid; my son just washed something up in the kitchen.
• 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
• A terrible, dark place deep inside me.
• 33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
• I am a West Coast girl. 
• 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
• I dunno... I don't really pay attention. 

• 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
• Isn't that one of those philosophical, unanswerable questions?
• 36) Define: Art.
• Art can't be defined.
• 37) Do you believe in luck?
• To a certain extent.
• 38) What's the weather like right now?
• Cool, cloudy and windy. (I love it!)
• 39) What time is it?
• 6:45 PM
• 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
• Yes and yes.
• 41) What was the last book you read?
• A corny Harlequin Romance.
• 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
• Yepper. :D
• 43) Do you have any nicknames?
• Several.
• 44) What was the last movie you saw?
• Girl Fight. One of those Lifetime movies. 
• 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
• I was nearly killed in a horseback riding accident when I was seventeen.
• 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
• Yes.
• 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
• Mmm... Nope.
• 48) What's your sexual orientation?
• Straight.
• 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
• Yes.
• 50) Do you believe in magic?
• Yeah... I kinda do. 
• 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
• I try not to. It isn't always easy.
• 52) What is your astrological sign?
• Scorpio.
• 53) Do you save money or spend it?
• Both...
• 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
• A bottle of nail polish.
• 55) Love or lust?
• Both, please.
• 56) In a relationship?
• Yes. I'm  married.
• 57) How many relationships have you had?
• Very few.
• 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
• Nope.
• 59) Where were you yesterday?
• Same place I am today.
• 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
• Yes.
• 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
• No.
• 62) What's your favorite animal?
• Horse.
• 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
• Bribery seems to be effective. ;) But really, I think that being genuine and respectful works.
• 64) Where is your best friend?
• I don't know.
• 65) Spit or swallow?(;
• Ugh! Definitely spit! :P
• 66) What is your heritage?
• Native American and European.
• 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
• Goofing around on my 'puter. I think I was watching makeup vids on YouTube.
• 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
• Bush.
• 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
• Yep.
• 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
• I think so. 
• 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
• Save the dog.
• 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
• A) Yes. B) Spend them with the people I love most and doing whatever the hell I please. Preferably while pounding all of the cheeseburgers I can get my hands on. C) Shitless. But I hope that I would also have some peace about it. 
• 73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
• Trust.
• 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
• Walking on Sunshine.
• 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
• I'm sorry. Do I have "idiot" written across my forehead? 
• 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
• Trust, honesty, respect. Things in common. 
• 77) How can I win your heart?
• Chocolate is always good... But really, just be a decent, respectful human being. That goes a long way with me.
• 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
• Seems to have worked for some. 
• 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
• To have a hysterectomy. Oh and when I quit smoking back in '94. :D
• 80) What size shoes do you wear?
• 10C. I have big feet. 
• 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
• She Mattered
• 82) What is your favorite word?
• Shit.
• 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word:heart.
• Love. Deep, abiding, loyalty.
• 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
• Fuck me running!
• 85) What's the last song you listened to?
• King of Anything.
• 86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
• Blue. I also love pink and red.
• 87) What is your current desktop picture?
• A cartoon of Maxine talking about ass. 
• 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
• I only get one? Heh. Heh. Ummm... How about Sarah Palin? 
• 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
• Is this a trick question?
• 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
• Offer them a cup of cocoa. What can I say? I am very hospitable. 
• 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
• The ability to fly.
• 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
• The moments right after my son was born.
• 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
• The times when men in my family, men I should have been able to trust the most betrayed me so utterly.
• 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
• Oh golly... 
• 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
• London.
• 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
• Yes.
• 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
• Oh yeah.
• 98) Ever been on a plane?
• Yes. I love to fly.
• 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
• Women should be equal. Get used to it. 
• 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs.
• Nope. I don't do that. 
• You going to do this, now? :D